new digs

I got that joint downstairs I was hockin' about last week. I'll post pictures. eh, who cahes. I'm glad I'm making the move. jewcifer will be thrilled not having to schlep up the stairs. plus, it's a great place. bigger. no rent increase. no move in costs. no new lease. everything is status-quo. I sent my slumlord thank you cookies. I really did appreciate it. it was a very menschy thing they did. it's also the perfect joint to sublet for six-month adventures back east.


who's a happy jew? huh?

Comments

Narrator said…
hi lovey
8:31 PM
Narrator said…
pictures of your new place, please! I'm also moving to another unit. upstairs though.
8:32 PM
Anonymous said…
Yay you! Happy new homemaking.

Does that mean you're coming home to your maker?

Enjoy decorating anew, if that's your thing.

Nice landlords. Lucky you. I take back what I said about shipping my property managers to Malaysia.

No I don't.
6:37 AM
Romius T. said…
Is it possible for you to translate all the "jewtalk" into urban slang so as I could understand it?
5:33 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
hello nv, my sweet! how are you? I've been keeping up on all things vocab by reading your blogsky.

I will definitely post pickys.

when is your move? mazel tov! you must post pickys, too.
8:21 AM
Katie Schwartz said…
d-goddess... funny girl.
8:21 AM
Katie Schwartz said…
oh, romius... you do so crack me up, child.

I can't believe you haven't picked up on jewspeak yet. what gives?
8:22 AM
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