hil's in

the goddess that is hilar is in. she had me at first lady.

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Evil Spock said…
Hrmmm, Evil Spock better announce Evil Spock's candidacy quickly before other's steal Evil Spock's thunder.
10:55 AM
DrugMonkey, Master of Pharmacy said…
She voted for the war.

The reason I would never succeed in politics is because I have a long memory, and I hold grudges.

I will never forget she voted for the war.
11:04 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
evil spock, who have you chosen as a running mate?
8:40 AM
Katie Schwartz said…
really, lewch? that's not my experience of her at all. she's able to navigate that terrain, yes. but while doing that, she's still able to accomplish many issues that plague this country. I love that.
8:42 AM
Katie Schwartz said…
drug monkey, she did, as did a lot of the democrats originally. I don't like it. I'm not happy about it, but for me, I want the lesser of all the evils and she is that in my opinion.
8:44 AM
Katie Schwartz said…
ps: dm, I also want to vote for a candidate that will make it into office. I'm not sure she'll actually run and if she does, I don't know that she'll make it. we need a democrat in office!
8:45 AM
Mountjoy said…
Bill's in. Now Hil's in.

Bill used Fleetwood Mac "Don't Stop" as his booster song. Do you think there is any chance of Hil using Pink Floyd's "Have a Cigar"?

Nahhhhhhhh.
3:09 PM
Eric Riback said…
I hate how the pundits are saying it's a two-person race. It's a little early for that. For those who wish a Dem to win, let's remember that governors are much more successful than senators. Kennedy was the last incumbent senator to win. Every president since 1976 except Bush I first got elected as a sitting or former governor. The one I'm most intrigued with is Bill Richardson, who announced today. I need to learn more about his positions, but resume-wise: 1/he's a governor 2/he's from the part of the country where there is a tide in the Democrats' favor 3/he's Hispanic 4/he has foreign policy cred as former UN ambassador and conduit with the North Koreans
4:24 PM
Evil Spock said…
Running mate? What are you doing Nov. 2008?
6:02 PM
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