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I know, I'm very into barbie and ken right now. it'll pass. like a yeast infection.
SPEAKING OF ABORTIONS
Menses just commenced. It's 1:14 AM. I was asleep. That felt good. At 12:24, I popped up. I think I'm awake, maybe awakeish is more accurate. I'm always surprised when those handy-soapy-foamy-bottles run out of soap. For some lame ass reason, it never occurs to me that they ever will. They feel so lifetime supply , even though the bottles aren't more than 8 inches tall. Similarly, when I flip on a light switch and the light flickers to its death, I think "Now what?" Duh, schmuckette, you change the fucking light bulb . Intellectually, I know this, yet for some odd reason, it never comes to mind. In fact, a few years ago, my mother walked into my house and said, "Why aren't the lights working?" I said "I don't know, I flick the switch and they don't work." After a fit of uproarious laughter, she said, "Would it kill you to change the light bulb?” Hmmm. "No", I shamefully responded. I wonder why... it is that I hav...
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I endeared myself to my mother-in-law the first time I saw it by walking past, looking up at the name, and turning to Lady Mountjoy, who had her mother in tow, and saying "Do'Muff? That sounds like some sort of yeast infection..."
The M-I-L pissed herself laughing harder than my wife.
actually, I wrote an essay about it. it's lame, but it was super fun to write.