vote on the 1st annual blair warner pussy eating contest

cast your vote! choose the winning essay. no way I can do it. ribbed for your pleasure and 5th dimension wrote the most fuck off FABULOUS ESSAYS! winner gets $25 sent via pay pal and a virtual crown with blair's pussy nestled right on top!


















Vote on who should win the 1st Annual Blaire Warner Pussy Eating Contest
daddy ribbed for your pleasure
5th dimension darling

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Comments

Mountjoy said…
Katie, there is only one way for such a valiant contest to be decided. I say you email them both over to Coffee Talk and ask Blair which essay offended her the most. There's your winner.
5:21 PM
Mister Mxyzptlk said…
Hey, I'm up for that.

Mountjoy, since you're from (going) down under, does your tongue circle in the opposite direction?
7:36 PM
Al Sensu said…
These are both very very sick. So hard to choose.
7:37 PM
Mountjoy said…
No, but when I hit my stride, towards the end, the ladies scream out ".... !Sey kcuf, haey ho, mmmmmmmmmmm, dnegel gnikcil tnuc ouy, repeed em tae"
9:37 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
mount joy, that is fucking hysterical! can you imagine if our dearly devoted lisa actually indulged?! how fabulous would that be.

mister mister... always the wise ass :)

loving sensu!
9:00 PM
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