Tuesday, October 10, 2006

1st blaire warner pussy eating essay submission!


from our fifth dimension darling, mister mxyzptlk.

please enjoy this wonderful essay submission for the 1st annual blair warner pussy eating contest ;0

I may not have the cachet jesus has, but I am the best pussy eater in the world because I am an imp from the fifth dimension and my little tongue can do things that a mortal human's cannot. Like for instance, it can focus on just one of Blair's clit cells at a time and can slurp at the speed of sound for minutes or hours if necessary. While I am eating Blair's pussy I can slip my little body inside her and tickle Blair's g-spot with my feet.

My hands can caress the base of her clit while on the outside my hat spins at warp speed adding a stimulating breeze to the works. My small size gives me the ability to eat Blair's pussy like a woman sucks cock. Yes, my hands can go up and down and around the shaft while my head bobs up and down on the tip of Blair's clit. I can flip upside down and twaddle Blair's clit with my feet while I lick and suck her g-spot.

Bet you humans never thought of that! I am a whole-pussy pussy-eater. And what makes you think I don't have the cachet jesus has?

BRA-FUCKIN-VO!!! YOU ROCK! YOU MADE MY DAY! THIS IS PERFECT!

4 comments:

Mister Mxyzptlk said...

hey you so-called writers who read katie's blog - beat this shit! and watch your word count - she said 200 words and she meant it.

hugs,
mxyzptlk

Writeprocrastinator said...

Shit, Mxyzptlk, I'm green like a Leprechaun with envy...
















the essay, too.

Coaster Punchman said...

Now wait just a minute here! That Lisa Welchel is a good Kristian woman who home schools her kids! Should we really be talking about eating her pussy? Why just Blair anyway? Why not Tootie and that other, really unattractive girl too? Or Jo? I bet Jo has sucked some snatch in her life.

Ok, I'm done.
CP

Mountjoy said...

Coaster, once Katie checks her box, er, I mean inbox, you'll see that I've covered those bases, so to speak, with my entry...

 

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