Tuesday, October 31, 2006

this halloweeny


I ate thai food and fucked my vibrator, paco. oh, please. who the fuck am I kidding. nothin' was gettin' in or gettin' out tonight. the V was, and remains on lockdown for bad behavior. she was a bad girl last night. bitch was out of control. such a snatch. oompha. sometimes a girl's gotta manage her meat and show her who's boss. boundaries, sweetie. we just don't see eye to V sometimes. it's becoming an issue. she can be a real slutty, opinionated, lippy whore and I'm tired of it! you know the yarn. it's centuries old. there's always that one boy (or girl, depending on how your lips part) who cunteen just can't say no to.

mother fucker.

3 comments:

Mountjoy said...

The day you finally see eye to V, can you take some photos? I get a hard-on just thinking about that kinky contortionist shit.

Al Sensu said...

You see, that's the essence of the diff between men and women. Our dicks may misbehave, but when they ask for a wank they will surely get one.

fingers said...

Yeah, vaginas can be a real bitch.
Must be why they call them cunts...

 

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