the big vagina is cumming!

oh yes, my lip loving friends, an interview with the big vagina is en route and it is is going to be cuntastic!

I am dripping with joy.

"your vagina. see it. love it. own it." owned and operated by a proud, glistening and glowing V.

interview coming next week...

Comments

Writeprocrastinator said…
Wasn't this a movie with Daryl Hannah?

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0106317/
10:31 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
wise ass...
10:34 PM
Mountjoy said…
No Katie, you mean:
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0092226/

Besides, do we really want "big vaginas"? I'm think "Snug Vadge" is a nice compromise. "big vagina" just leads to fisting, and fetish, and then we are down some really strange roads...
11:04 PM
Writeprocrastinator said…
I just want to know what's up with the landing strip on the cover...
1:43 PM
Mountjoy said…
I was thinking it could well have belonged to Julianne Moore (and chance would be a fine thing, wouldn't it?).
6:31 PM
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