more fuck tuesday


day sucked a midwestern subaru driver's ass.
spoke to vet.
worried.
stressed.
was overdrawn.
fat.
hate people.
they say mean things.
yeah. I can be a delicious cunting whore, but I ain't mean.
I ain't spiteful.
I ain't a cunt.
cunty and cuntish do not equate to cunt.
want this year to end.
so done.
need a new year.
new season. new beginning.
this is as vulnerable as it's going to get, people.


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Comments

Ms Smack said…
When the world is getting you down, and some twat is just nagging you constantly, sometimes you just gotta stop and ask yourself.... am I too sexy?

Hang in there. I'm sure you still have alot to be thankful for.
Katie Schwartz said…
thank you, oh, sage diva! you're a funny honey!
Anonymous said…
nothing wrong with being a cunt- I rather like the word.... Makes me feel empowered and invincible.....

put on the super cunt cape and wear it proud girl.....
Joe Fresser said…
sorry, Katie, but we're actually 11 days into a new year.
Narrator said…
Fresser, your Jewy wisdom is lost on me.


Katie, is Louie okay? Stop calling yourself names. You're pissing me off.

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