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<-- according to google. it so warms my heart! a zaftig, well hung dame.

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Al Sensu said…
I would like to invite eternity to shove a big fat dildo shaped like Jesus up her wazoo. That's the only way she's gonna have some good Jewish cock in her.
10:06 PM
Al Sensu said…
I am so turned off by the fascism of skinny in this country. Gimme some curves and a little meat.

Remember Twiggy? She got that name because she was so unusually thin, and now all the models have to be that way.

Maybe my set of guys is not mainstream, but I can assure you none of us go for this skinny shit and none of us are attracted to fake tits (unless they have magnets in them, and then what can you do?).
10:10 PM
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