I am in the epicenter of a full scale panic attack



I just realized something... my jewergies are a serious occupational hazzard. I fear I am devolving into a seasonal cocksucker. could it be? I can't give someone a sneezejob. believe me... I would know. if I can't breathe through my nose, I can hardly suck a bagel through an asian man's cock. so what the fuck is a whore like me supposed to do?!

I think I'm forlorn.

Comments

Al Sensu said…
Honey, go to the drugstore and get NeilMed Sinus Rinse. It's a bit unpleasant to use until you get used to it but it WILL clear you out. Wish I could benefit from the results after you do...

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