Jokes like these this close to the high holy days? Oy Vey Gevalt ; )
Kate-ster, is there any chance that you could put the page back to the way it was before? With just the most current postings up, it's giving me a bad case of ADD.
"Kate-ster, is there any chance that you could put the page back to the way it was before? With just the most current postings up, it's giving me a bad case of ADD."
Never mind, I figured it out. I just have to click by the month.
I'm not sure what's more disturbing, the thrusting jacked sack. Or, his dirty orange palms color coordinated to match his freakpubes leading to the creepiest weepeen I've ever seen. And, I'm not even a size queen. Help me. I can't stop staring at it. Happy Halloweeeneeeee
Menses just commenced. It's 1:14 AM. I was asleep. That felt good. At 12:24, I popped up. I think I'm awake, maybe awakeish is more accurate. I'm always surprised when those handy-soapy-foamy-bottles run out of soap. For some lame ass reason, it never occurs to me that they ever will. They feel so lifetime supply , even though the bottles aren't more than 8 inches tall. Similarly, when I flip on a light switch and the light flickers to its death, I think "Now what?" Duh, schmuckette, you change the fucking light bulb . Intellectually, I know this, yet for some odd reason, it never comes to mind. In fact, a few years ago, my mother walked into my house and said, "Why aren't the lights working?" I said "I don't know, I flick the switch and they don't work." After a fit of uproarious laughter, she said, "Would it kill you to change the light bulb?” Hmmm. "No", I shamefully responded. I wonder why... it is that I hav
Have you seen the infomercial for Get Listen Up ? I thought the idea of a product that turns "Ordinary hearing into Extroidinary hearing" was too camp for words. In the mersh, a hospitable narrator takes you through all kinds of folks using it in church, hunting, watching television, listening to your spawn on the playground, all doable, right? Right. I was sold, too. Until.... my friendly narrator lady said "Listen to what your neighbors are saying about you." Okay, creeparella, how very big brother. Watch the mersh . Doreen sent me a kick ass, smart ass article this week in the NY Times called, " Skin Deep - Hey, Mom, the Rabbi Approved my Tattoo ". Speaking of Diva Doreen, I finished her flawless, brilliant book Queen of the Road (it's tits to the tenth, children) and she's graciously allowed me to interview her. I'll be posting that this week and you will love every word. Frannylish sent me, in her words an "oy gevalt" article
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Kate-ster, is there any chance that you could put the page back to the way it was before? With just the most current postings up, it's giving me a bad case of ADD.
Never mind, I figured it out. I just have to click by the month.
Little Miss Shtupper
and for our homosexual friends...
Gay Cocken
vocab, jorno? hilar!
al, you are such the porn daddy of doom! the schlong goodbye. omg. all of them are so great.
thanks, dalealicious.
(though, to be fair, Jews haven't cornered the market on cock-choppery)
vocab and al, my god... HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
aww, gosh, you make me feel all warm and slutty.