the rabbi's daughter
whenever I hear, the rabbi's daughter, I always think of porn. and, some hot, slutty jewgirl pulling a train.
I would so watch, yom kipwhore and guess who's cumming to sedar.
SPEAKING OF ABORTIONS
Menses just commenced. It's 1:14 AM. I was asleep. That felt good. At 12:24, I popped up. I think I'm awake, maybe awakeish is more accurate. I'm always surprised when those handy-soapy-foamy-bottles run out of soap. For some lame ass reason, it never occurs to me that they ever will. They feel so lifetime supply , even though the bottles aren't more than 8 inches tall. Similarly, when I flip on a light switch and the light flickers to its death, I think "Now what?" Duh, schmuckette, you change the fucking light bulb . Intellectually, I know this, yet for some odd reason, it never comes to mind. In fact, a few years ago, my mother walked into my house and said, "Why aren't the lights working?" I said "I don't know, I flick the switch and they don't work." After a fit of uproarious laughter, she said, "Would it kill you to change the light bulb?” Hmmm. "No", I shamefully responded. I wonder why... it is that I hav...
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Kate-ster, is there any chance that you could put the page back to the way it was before? With just the most current postings up, it's giving me a bad case of ADD.
Never mind, I figured it out. I just have to click by the month.
Little Miss Shtupper
and for our homosexual friends...
Gay Cocken
vocab, jorno? hilar!
al, you are such the porn daddy of doom! the schlong goodbye. omg. all of them are so great.
thanks, dalealicious.
(though, to be fair, Jews haven't cornered the market on cock-choppery)
vocab and al, my god... HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
aww, gosh, you make me feel all warm and slutty.