the rabbi's daughter


whenever I hear, the rabbi's daughter, I always think of porn. and, some hot, slutty jewgirl pulling a train.

I would so watch, yom kipwhore and guess who's cumming to sedar.

Comments

Writeprocrastinator said…
Jokes like these this close to the high holy days? Oy Vey Gevalt ; )

Kate-ster, is there any chance that you could put the page back to the way it was before? With just the most current postings up, it's giving me a bad case of ADD.
2:14 PM
Writeprocrastinator said…
"Kate-ster, is there any chance that you could put the page back to the way it was before? With just the most current postings up, it's giving me a bad case of ADD."

Never mind, I figured it out. I just have to click by the month.
2:21 PM
Narrator said…
Katie, you should write Jorno (jew porno). Those titles are fantastic! Why do you make me laugh so?
7:59 PM
Narrator said…
You changed permalink to spermalink. I'm so loving you...
8:00 PM
Al Sensu said…
The Schlong Goodbye
Little Miss Shtupper
11:05 PM
Al Sensu said…
Rotten to the Koorvah

and for our homosexual friends...
Gay Cocken
11:17 PM
Dale said…
I like the way your blog has a nice jewy centre.
5:48 AM
Katie Schwartz said…
wp, blog is changed back to the way it was. page-loads were slow, so I thought it would help.

vocab, jorno? hilar!

al, you are such the porn daddy of doom! the schlong goodbye. omg. all of them are so great.

thanks, dalealicious.
8:14 AM
Narrator said…
How about "Pounding Out the Kishke"?
2:49 PM
Narrator said…
"Jew Foreskins and a Funeral" LOL!!!

(though, to be fair, Jews haven't cornered the market on cock-choppery)
2:50 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
OH MY GOD, I AM FUCKING LAUGHING MY ASS OFF FROM YOU'S.

vocab and al, my god... HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

aww, gosh, you make me feel all warm and slutty.
8:15 PM
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