cunt's ov

I'm never cold and for some reason I'm all nips tonight. no, not in honor of survivor, dumb ass. I'm ovulating.

I can't sleep. but, I'm so fuckin' tired. deadlines. revisions. so NOT in the mood. the day job. fuck, man. it can really suck the creative juice right out of a girl's womb. --hmm. that's kind of an abortionee thing to say, isn't it?

oh well, you know what they say, an abortion a day keeps the christians away.

not in the bible belt of course, just on the east and west coasts.

I'm so annoyed for no particular reason. I have to be up at the crack of my ass. mother fucker.

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Anonymous said…
Your blog cracks me up.
Nice work.
11:06 AM
Katie Schwartz said…
gosh, thanks, jon, that's a super sweet thing to say. who should I make the check out to? that's cliche. who should I send the PAYPAL to?

xo
9:02 PM
Al Sensu said…
I stopped reading after the 11th word. Now all I can think about is erect-poke-my-eyes-out-but-I'm-lovin'-it nipples. WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME!!!!
11:30 PM
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