fuck my nose!


I woke up an hour ago sneezing and I haven't fucking cock sucking stopped! I've taken 4 antihistamines and what am I doing? sneezing.

worse. not 10 minutes ago, my neighbor poked her head out the window and said, "can you please stop. I can't sleep!"

can I stop? um, let's see... I'll get right on that. can I stop? I'm having so much fun sneezing in 3 second intervals and blowing my nose every 1 second, that I am praying to jesus right now to see if he can make me sneeze like this AWWL THE FUCKING TIME.

I was/am so pissed, I screamed, you miserable cunt, if I could control this fucking allergy attack don't you think I would? I would love nothing more than to rip my sinuses out and shove em' down your stupid, vile throat.

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Anonymous said…
To bad you didn't have the shit, man. Crosshair your hole right into the twat's window and - PHFRAFTTT!!!

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