top 5 reasons to own a dog
















1. no matter how many lies you tell dogs, they always believe you.
2. dog farts outrank yours in depth and quality of stench
3. if you're a white girl and you own a beige or black dog, you're an integrated family
4. you can say, "hey, quit bein' a prick, you cocksucker," and they don't get mad
5. if you're a straight girl, I suggest you buy a boy dog, it's one relationship you can't fuck up

Comments

Anonymous said…
Nobody owns Louie, he just lets you walk and feed in between his calls to action ; )
Anonymous said…
Dogs love you unconditionally, all the time. Cats tolerate you as long as you feed them something they like, unless they're in a bad mood in which case you're screwed.

Living with a dog is like living with a friend who's up for anything you are, anytime. Living with a cat is a little like living with a teenage girl, given the amount of dirty looks, drama-queen antics, attitude and "flouncing around" you get.

Popular posts from this blog

Danny Bonaduce's Creepy Peen

If you listen closely as you read this, you can hear me reaching hard to create three, I may have torn a rotator cuff

I am John McCunt and I Approve This Message