eastern european tacos

this morning, my friend, e and I were having coffee outside on wilshire blvd.

are you noticing a wilshire theme today?!

all of a sudden out of a lexus, pours an eastern european taco in beige trousers.

I'm talking a hardcore, no holds barred vagina. her lips were so cavernous, you could actually see where her pookie stopped and her ass started.

I said to, e, "do you fuckin believe those lips? I mean, you saw them, right?"

he was blushing and gushing with delight.

I said, "dude, come on, you don't like that, do you?"

with a shit eating grin, he said, "oh, yeah, I love pussy. and I love lips."

what kind of a fuckin' broad features her lips?! you know?!