Katie Schwartz

happy birthday doc-se-doodle-doo ! may this year bring you fabulous health , oodles of happiness , pots and pots of love and everything your sweet, sweet heart desires . click on over to doc's sunrise rants and wish that young bird a very happy birthday ! love, jewgirl & jesus

alec baldwin is cashing in on his quick wit and fast thinking by making his first pornographic film called, thoughtless little pig . divorced dads from all walks of life will be gang banging vivid porn stars depicting their ex-wives while berating their offspring. -- not for nuthin', my parents went through a ba-rutal divorce. seriously vile on every single level, so I'm tossin' in my two cents. the damage of what alec baldwin said ain't goin' away, we all know that, and how very wrong it was. it's simply unforgivable. however, I do think miss 9 1/2 weeks is exacerbating the situation. parent alienation absolutely exists and I think she's workin some serious slander mojo against mr. 30-cock. in my opinion, that is equally vile, equally damaging and equally unforgivable. every body cum!

menses commenced at 10:15 this morning. I'm expecting a full blown war zone betwixt my femine thighs and meaty jew lips. cramps, epic. the egg, pissed off about lack of fertilization and taking a no hostages approach to menstruation this month. little bitch. here's a newsflash, ovum, I call the shots, not you. you want to be pissed off at someone, you should've thought of that long before choosing me as your host in this lifetime.

if our hil wins the presidency, (which I hope she does), she's making blowjob-bill an ambassador . she must've meant of pussy . notice him featured between the legs of a dame. it's all so apropos, isn't it? "I can't think of a better cheerleader for America than Bill Clinton , can you?" the Democratic senator from New York asked a crowd jammed into a junior high school gymnasium. "He has said he would do anything I asked him to do. I would put him to work." anything she asks of him? oh, I do so hope she creates a suggestion box .

I know youse are all on z-overload. I know. I know. I'm trying to exercise moderation. in those steppy programs they say acknowledging you have a problem is the first step in recovery. all's I can say is there is a reason for the z-focus. all this research is not for nuttin. capisce? don't break up with me just yet. I promise to post about real stuff tomorrow. xo, jewgirl

my friends, ask not what jesus can do for you—ask what you can do for jesus. spend a year jumping rope for jesus . learn how to start a jump rope club of your very own. or join coach dennis and his army of jumpers as they tour and entertain the impoverished in africa, peru, honduras and other desperately poor nations. these starving kids learn how to jump for jesus on swollen, empty bellies. if they survive and give up their souls, they get a meal! jump for jesus motorcycle stunt ministry (courtesy of my darling crionaberry ). these guys give you a simple how to guide to salvation in four easy steps: recognize, realize, believe and repent. these j-devils tour all over the bible belt indoctrinating anyone they can get their gosh darn hands on. Their motto: " We risk it all, to share the Gospel" Without backing down or compromise we stand for the Truth in The Gospel of Christ . A snippet from the homepage: " RAVEN is really cutting up for Jesus with her music. We did 1...

Welcome to the first ever edition of Christian miscarried kids! Have you ever wondered what happens when a zealot won’t abort and a fetus wants a better life? With a little bit of gumption and a whole lotta courage, that fetus takes charge of their destiny and by golly why shouldn’t they? After all, isn’t that what life is all about! I’ve traveled all over the great US of A in search of miscarried kids, in every nook and cranny of our beloved country. Happy Camp, California, Cummaquid, Massachusetts, Fertile, Minnesota, Lesbia, New Mexico, and countless other stops along the way brimming with folks who have good old fashioned American values. Before I took this road trip, I assumed breaking bread with a miscarried kid would be easy. I quickly learned, like every other kid, these miscarried kids want to move forward, not backwards. Recalling the memories of being inside an oppressive womb with little promise of a future wasn’t an easy thing to discuss. But, ask them about the choice th...