z-madness

I know youse are all on z-overload. I know. I know. I'm trying to exercise moderation.



in those steppy programs they say acknowledging you have a problem is the first step in recovery. all's I can say is there is a reason for the z-focus. all this research is not for nuttin. capisce?



don't break up with me just yet. I promise to post about real stuff tomorrow.


xo,
jewgirl

Comments

Eric Riback said…
I love you and will see you through this crisis.
10:03 PM
Johnny Yen said…
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10:29 AM
Writeprocrastinator said…
Once again, I'm completely jealous. Do I have to spout zealy rhetoric to get you come by my blog???
8:23 PM
Mother Jones RN said…
I know a lot of women who will be lining up to get a job in Bill's office:-) Do you think Hil will screen the applicants?

MJ
9:03 AM
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