Katie Schwartz

if you don't want to fuck john sims , you have issues. he's an insanely talented, controversial artist , ethnomathmatician , activist and he's painfully easy on the eyes. ok, so he's likely prone to fits of over-the-top-preachy-intensity and coffee-klatch worthy chattiness. nothing sitting on his face wouldn't cure. ANYWHO... I do have a point to this post about the aforementioned fuck daddy of doom. one of his installations, "The Proper Way to Hang a Confederate Flag" (seen below) at the Mary Brogan Museum of Art and Science has caused such agida, the king of censorship himself, commander of the local Sons of Confederate Veterans chapter is trying to get it removed, calling the display of Sims' work "offensive, objectionable and tasteless." he also called Sims an "irrelevant individual" with no artistic talent . There are some people who have great talent, and they rely on that talent to be successful. There are others who do...

she posted a scrapbooking journal entry of the whole cauble fucking clan. there are tons of entries, kiddies. ya-fuckin-hoo! I posted my fave. check it out, bitches ... love, your resident, hedonistic heeb

I am heartbroken... I did not make lisa whelchel's favorite blogs list . fuck. fuck. mother fuck. that fucking sucks. gaaahd. what the fuck do I have to do to get in this bitch's good graces. for the love of jesus mary and josephina.

Simpson recently announced that she hopes to release a book of her photos - " mostly of landscapes, of the sky, clouds" - accompanied by journal entries related to the shots . "I know exactly what I was going through when I was taking the picture, and I write it down as I take the picture, so it will be that kind of book ." a picture book with captions of her inner-most thoughts. wow... that jessica is so deep. dear inner-most thought; this is a picture of a landscape that I took all by myself in color. oops. I forgot to put film in the camera. oh, wait, duh, it's digital. right? ashlee, is this digital? um. I don't know. ask dad. ok. dad, is this digital? what, jess, the camera or the phone? oooh. now, I'm really confused. anyway, reader of my inner-most thought picture book, this is an "image" of a land scape taken by me, jessica simpson.

I've been thinking about pick-up lines today. I'd love to go up to a man at a bar and say, know where I can find an std as fine as you ? I'd also like to say to a gardener, I'm looking for a mild vaginal infection, what can I plant in my canal to grow one ? I said a had a pulse, not that I was right in the head.

just in case anyone was wondering, I haven't peeled. I don't even have one foot on the peel. it's been a hell of a mother fuckin' cock suckin' week. will post later. don't break up with me. ps: your comments rock. talk about making a girl's day. who's a grateful bitch? f ehatty, tittiestum, me. xoxoxoxoxox

I've noticed a serious no joke lip movement (no pun intended) amongst the thirty something set in the greater los angeles area. I'm a crotch watcher due to my lip phobia . I've unknowingly awakened the fear in the women in my family, too. so much so, my mother told me that while shopping for pants the other day, she asked the sales dame if she had lips. she was shocked. the retail gal, I mean. my mother was the first to ask that question. odd, no? my sister doesn't buy a new pair of pants without asking, am I lippy mess, before purchasing said trousers or jeans. somebody please tell me why broads are bringing back lips? is it a phobia of men not knowing what a split pookie looks like? does it get you more dates? it's very uncomfortable! it's like putting your vadge in a sausage casing.