here a lip, there a lip, everywhere a lip-lip

I've noticed a serious no joke lip movement (no pun intended) amongst the thirty something set in the greater los angeles area.



I'm a crotch watcher due to my lip phobia. I've unknowingly awakened the fear in the women in my family, too. so much so, my mother told me that while shopping for pants the other day, she asked the sales dame if she had lips. she was shocked. the retail gal, I mean. my mother was the first to ask that question. odd, no? my sister doesn't buy a new pair of pants without asking, am I lippy mess, before purchasing said trousers or jeans.


somebody please tell me why broads are bringing back lips? is it a phobia of men not knowing what a split pookie looks like? does it get you more dates?

it's very uncomfortable! it's like putting your vadge in a sausage casing.

Comments

Al Sensu said…
Maybe they think they need to compete with the gay guys flaunting their baskets.

I like to see a smooth V there with no bunching or protrusions. But after all, I'm a tit man, so what do I know?
11:28 PM
Writeprocrastinator said…
E-i-e-i-ohhhhhhhh!

Ahem, where was I? Oh, yeah, why am I even bothering to chime on this? We should ask Coco her valued opinion on the subject.
1:21 AM
Bacon Lady said…
Aside from the obvious visual ick factor, don't these camel toe-flaunting women worry about yeast infections? UTI's at the very least?

I think you should put out a PSA on the subject.

"Take care of your kitty and your kitty will take care of you!"
8:20 AM
Coaster Punchman said…
The first time I heard the term "camel toe" I didn't know what it meant. So I Googled it. At work.

Oops.
9:49 AM
Amy Guth said…
If you want help with those PDAs, I'm your gal. I've been thinking this same thing, I kid you not! It's like every gal I see is all lippy these days. What gives? I saw a Barbie broad walking down the street the other day with her little furry boots and furry vest and these tight white pants, showin her melvin for the whole world to see. Oy. I was like Don't you feel that? Isn't that uncomfortable?
12:50 PM
Joe Fresser said…
I may start walking around with a Nathan's dinner size hot dog in my shorts just for effect.
12:55 PM
Mountjoy said…
Now, now, folks. On behalf of the visually impared, I must put out a word in favour of Visual Vaginal Separation...

There is nothing that says "I am a white trash whore" more than a hefty dose of VVS.

For those of you who need more eduation and humour on the topic, may I direct you to one of my muses: http://www.cameltoe.org/

A must see. I particularly like the Haiku...
4:06 PM
Eebie said…
It must be a side affect of some product. Like nicotine was to cigarettes, there is probably something in shampoo (because I know a woman cannot live without her favorite brand of shampoo) and the side effect is lippiness.

Alas, now that I've written this, I see where else youz galz are using shampoo. (Well, use conditioner too, so his eye doesn't get poked out.)
5:38 PM
Creepy said…
As self conscious as you women are, I thought you all looked for that sort of stuff when getting dressed. However, with the proliferance of visible moose knuckle out there these days I was obviously wrong. How do you not notice that before leaving the house?
6:47 PM
Narrator said…
My Great Aunt Von Stinkula called out my camel toe during my Grandmother's "wake" (what whities and North Americans would think is a wake). I was fresh out of black clothes and had to go into the living room wearing white yoga pants.

Well, eff me if my pussy wasn't talking more than I was. It held everyone rapt.
8:08 PM
UBERMOUTH said…
LOl@ topic. I had these tight jeans on after I was married and away from spouse. When he picked me up at airport he commented on it.............I was so embarrassed yet do you think I could pull those jeans down a bit to give me some breathing room? Suffice to say, I never wore them again.
8:00 PM
Ms Smack said…
hahaha , katie, you're hilarious.

I find that pants that give me camel toe are just uncomfortable. I dont know how women wear them.. unless they're getting off on it?

Beats me!
11:04 PM
Dale said…
I've made you a musical note Katie. It's just one more service I provide.
7:40 AM
Wide Lawns said…
Oh god no. Please say this isnt a trend. I thought it was only happening in South Florida. There is a woman who comes into my office with a camel toe so terrible, so deeply cavernous, that I can't bear to look at it. I don't get it. Who wants to show off a front wedgie? That's so nasty and yeast-infectiony that I itch just thinking about it.
11:56 AM
Mister Mxyzptlk said…
Two lips together
Twilights in heaven
bring back my luv to me
what are those me ee ee nings
of all those flo ah ah wers
they tell the st or or y
the story of L O V E Love!
10:17 PM
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