Saturday, March 17, 2007

jessica simpson... writer?

Simpson recently announced that she hopes to release a book of her photos - "mostly of landscapes, of the sky, clouds" - accompanied by journal entries related to the shots. "I know exactly what I was going through when I was taking the picture, and I write it down as I take the picture, so it will be that kind of book."

a picture book with captions of her inner-most thoughts. wow... that jessica is so deep.

dear inner-most thought;

this is a picture of a landscape that I took all by myself in color. oops. I forgot to put film in the camera. oh, wait, duh, it's digital. right? ashlee, is this digital? um. I don't know. ask dad. ok. dad, is this digital? what, jess, the camera or the phone? oooh. now, I'm really confused.

anyway, reader of my inner-most thought picture book, this is an "image" of a land scape taken by me, jessica simpson.


Mister Mxyzptlk said...

So sad it's almost funny. But not quite. "I know what I was going through." She was going through her vapid head trying to remember where the shutter was. THAT's her innermost thought. She and GWB have something in common: NO FUCKING INNER LIFE.

Mountjoy said...

"...a picture book with captions of her inner-most thoughts..."

So it'll be a blank page beside each photo then, eh?

Amy Guth said...

Uh. Mah. Goh.

Anonymous said...

Good words.


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