Katie Schwartz

people out here have such a hard on for their cars. like it's the most important introduction to who they are. the only thing that matters. I actually have neighbors who own ridiculously expensive cars and live in tiny little boxes that they rent. I ask, why are you bothering? save ya money and buy something! what kind of a schmuck who doesn't have more money then god would spend twice their rent on a car?! I said a horrible thing today. I want to feel guilty about it. I really do. but, I'm having trouble getting there, which has NEVER happened to me before. there was a broad in a shiny new 450K mercedes (pause on mercedes for a minute. I looked up the car and it really is 450K . can I just say for the record that if I'm going to buy something for 450K, especially a car, it better have a sybian seat that heats up and makes me cum... A LOT. it better have a whirling dervish of tongues that can dine at the Y like nobody's fuckin' business. it better drive for me. ...

I have nothing to blog about. I've been sneezing for days. it's extremely unattractive. I got freaked out by a christian today. the mayor of my block bought a new mercedes and has decided to go with a white nautical clothing theme. I'm ovulating next week. I'm fat. I have to speak at my best friend's wedding in 7 weeks. I have nothing to wear. work sucks. I'm forlorn about a certain something. cryptic enough? I'm thinking that when I reincarnate, I'd like to come back as a black man with a freakish 12 inch cock. at least then I'd have a better shot at being considered a porn star. I'm nauseas. I'm tired. but not sleepy tired. I have so much to do and there isn't enough time in the day to do it all. I feel like a suburau: ugly. beaten up and hung out to dry. I got a marriage proposal today via email ;0 sigh sigh sigh

I'm going to start responding to comments. everyone else does! yes, if everyone started jumping off the brooklyn bridge of course I'd follow suit.

Three-time mom Sharon Stone shows off her latest addition, 3-month-old Quinn, Thursday, in Beverly Hills. The baby joins two adopted brothers – Roan, 6, and Laird, 15 months. this is so creepy. so, "after an afternoon of shopping at barney's, I couldn't decide if I wanted a capuccino or a white baby. I flipped a coin and wallah."

whenever I hear, the rabbi's daughter, I always think of porn. and, some hot, slutty jewgirl pulling a train. I would so watch, yom kipwhore and guess who's cumming to sedar .

you have got to run, not walk, to read, bacon bits and midget parts. al is so sick. so funny. so talented. you'll love him' bbmp

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