Right?
For once my people ain't takin' the heat.
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Sweet Katie:
I guess you don't read widely; there has been ample, shallow mined hate spilling from the blogosphere from the usual suspects. "the Jewish Bankers...", etc.
Hardly one of the CEO's of the Current and past wall street elite were Jewish. When the blame was cast towards, "Jewish Bankers", during the Boston banking mergers, it had to be pointed out that Bankl of Boston and others were mostly owned by very powerful Catholic interests - and it really didn't matter who owned or was the CEO's of any of these current and past institutions - they all had the same religion....greed.
Give them a minute, they'll get around to it.
Oh, no! I've become such a pessimist, I assume Jews are blamed for everything.
I think this time we're blaming brown people for getting mortgages they couldn't afford. At least that's what I'm hearing on the radio.
I still blame them for everything.
This morning I spilled tea - The Jews!
JDC
I blame the Jews for me not being able to get a date.
Because none of them will date me.
And the only reason i want to date a jew is because they control all the banks and money and stuff.
So Alan Greenspan is a Baptist?
Oy vey, he's already taking the heat.
JEWGIRL: Dahlink, I've heard the names Rothschild and Warburg about seven times since September and the word "speculator" about 50!
The first two times, I explained that all that's left of Rothschild and Warburg as going concerns are two medium-sized private banks in Switzerland: LF ROTHSCHILD, et cie, and SG WARBURG, et cie. Moreover, I explained that "the speculators" either made money or lost money depending on the sides of the trades they were on but they had to settle in cash each day, so they're all squared-up and aren't asking for any handouts.
Weak Jewish performance all around here. I know I try at least twice a year to make some "blood libel" matzoh and to spread Communism, Capitalism, Sex, Pornography, Psychotherapy, Poetry, Science, Philosophy, Gambling and Drugs wherever possible. While doodling a Christian girl, of course!
I like to think I've reversed doodled. I've had more Jewish girlfriends than Jerry Seinfeld.
But that's just not true! Everybody knows that the Jews control our financial system since centuries! Oh, and they killed Jesus, too!
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