MAYBE MEEMED?

MonkeyStud might have meemed me. I think he did, though I'm not sure. I know, I'm a fucktard. It's Sunday, can I get a pass? Thanks.

1. Five names you go by
a) Katie
b) Louie
c) Schwartzy
d) Jewgirl
e) Quatz

2. Three things you are wearing right now
a) Sweatshirt
b) Sweats
c) Keen shoes

3. Two things you want very badly at the moment
a) (this is MonkeyMucker's answer and quite honestly, I can't think of a better one. He said exactly what I feel) for Bush and Cheney to be led from the White House in handcuffs and then tried for their crimes against humanity
b) Great results tomorrow, resolution finally and no new issues.

4. Three people who will probably fill this out
a) Fran I Am
b) Bethy
c) Cormac Brown
d) Bubbsie
(Yes, I can count, thanks. I just hunched on 4)

5. Two things you did last night
a) A deep and rewarding conversation w/my ma, one of those life lesson convo's that I wouldn't trade for all the bagels in Brooklyn. It was that good, my friends.
b) Wrote my neurotic phobia list, it's enviable, yo.

6. Two things you ate today
a) So far, just medication
b) coffee, bliss in a bucket

7. Two people you last talked to on the phone
a) My dad
b) Wellie

8. Two things you are going to do tomorrow
a) Der'apt
b) Writing

9. Two longest car rides
a) Driving across country (US) 6 times
b) Driving from Durham to London

10. Two of your favorite beverages
a) Bottled room temperature Gingerale
b) Ice cold coke-a-cola from a can

Comments

Paul D Brazill said…
Katie. thanks. Now I know what a meeme is. I'll be crawling into the 21st century soon enough I tell you ...
2:28 PM
Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said…
Thanks for picking up the tag sweetie. I'll slip a little something extra in your Hanukkah presents this year.
2:39 PM
Anonymous said…
Back and forth across the country 6 times? I can see the good and the bad in that one!
2:43 PM
Tanya Espanya said…
Nice. Cormac tagged me, so I'll be doing this later on in the week.
4:34 PM
Fran said…
Quatz? I will try to do this soon!

And WTF, we are sisters under the skin. I'd kill for a room temp gingerale!!!
6:44 PM
Joe said…
You drove cross country? That is wicked cool. I have been having a recurring dream lately about driving non-stop to the west coast from Chicago. I think road trips are the coolest form of travel and entertainment.

I adore ginger ale. When we get together, I will show you how well it goes with bourbon.
9:36 PM
Paul D Brazill said…
Okey dokey,pig in pokey, meme done.
2:03 AM
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