Bojamacakes by Jintrinsique

What are Bojamacakes? Feast your eyes on the below Jintrinsique original cupcakes designed exclusively for the McCunt essay contest winners. I'm plotzing. I'm starving. I'm drooling. My vulva lips are twitching from all of this decadence.


After you've gotten your foodie fix, be sure to cast your vote for DrugMonkey's sick essay, If you listen closely as you read this, you can hear me reaching hard to create three, I may have torn a rotor cuff

Comments

Robert McEvily said…
Sweet! (Literally.)
8:07 PM
Joe said…
As someone who's had the good luck to sample quite a few of Jin's tasty pastries, I am jealous of the winner who gets these treats!
8:15 PM
jin said…
Griuoaehkuhndhdafkjvjksadfchn
cbsjhaheralirfhberlaucfhafaef

Um...
oopsy!

I shouldn't type with my mouth full.
Just a second.

*Munch*
*Munch*
MMmmm....
MMMMMMMmmmmmm.....
*Munch*
*Munch*
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm.....
*gulp*
*gulp*
*Munch*
*Munch*
MMmmm....
MMMMMMMmmmmmm.....
*Munch*
*Munch*
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm.....
*gulp*
*gulp*

Ok. That's better!
So sorry.

I've already taste tested TWO of the Red Velvet & now I'm going to slide into bed with TWO of the Devil's Food.

Hell yeah this pastry princess eats chocolate in bed. ALL the time.
;-D
8:16 PM
Utah Savage said…
I thought I was the only one to eat devils food in bed.
8:39 PM
Jaliya said…
YUM! Send a big box to the Obama campaign! :-)
10:44 PM
Anonymous said…
don't you need something to wash those down with?
11:40 PM
Fran said…
I'm - well honestly- moist. Very.

And they are on their way to my little house.

Oh man- am I lucky or WHAT????
4:53 AM
Cormac Brown said…
Great, now that bearclaw that I just ate suddenly feels inadequate and it is crying inside of me...or is that me that's sobbing? Either way, I hope you're happy.
6:40 AM
Randal Graves said…
Boy is my cunt wet now.
7:14 AM
Anonymous said…
Look...screw the voting.. can I just have one of those?
10:29 AM
DivaJood said…
I want those Bojamacakes. Love me some red velvet, love me some devils food.
10:42 AM
Travelingman Rick said…
Can I order a dozen via fed ex? I would like to donate them to the campaign office here in Charlotte...
1:47 PM
Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said…
Those vulva lips of yours aren't twitching form decadance. I'd get to a doctor if I was you. :)
2:40 PM
Life As I Know It Now said…
I want some of those! I have a lame post but I want to submit it anyway just so I have a chance. How do I send it to you? Or is it too late? Can I send it to you anyway just because?
3:15 PM
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