Saturday, September 20, 2008

Coco Has a New Magazine

Courtesy of my good friend, JDC, who also penned this magnificent essay Sometimes I want to call Cindy McCain a Cunt, Too (remember voting ends tomorrow, Sunday! Run. Read. Vote. Now), sent me a Coco link. Anyone who reads The Vey knows how hard I OCD about Coco and her lipantics.

Guess what?!?!?

Our girl is starting her own magazine. Are you wondering what the name of it is? I bet you are, aren't you? I'm sure you'll be shocked to find out, too. The name is so, well, like nothing you'd ever imagine. She chose a unique name, really she did. Our girl is very, very, very clever. Click here to find out and then come back.

In true form, Coco has even given us a pictorial sneak peak of what's to come in the first issue. I wonder if they're looking for writers. Gee, I'd be fabulous. You disagree?

12 comments:

Bubs said...

This is good news. Recently, I'd been thinking that a Coco-themed celebrity magazine is just what's needed.

Do you think she'll have recipes? An advice column? Features on prominent cosmetic surgeons?

The mind reels...

Katie Schwartz said...

Bubs, I love you. You're so funny.

Recipes, def. For the essentials, anal lubes, pussy gels and nipple stickies.

Would love to see her advice column, especially her list of cosmetic surgeon choices.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Oy. She's Ice T's wife?
So much for street cred!

Katie Schwartz said...

Ha, Zipgirl. I do love Ice-T's work. Please don't hate me.

I don't appreciate his choices in women or how he views women.

I've also noticed that the women he chooses to be with don't have an issue being objectified.

I would. Have an issue with it, I mean.

FranIAm said...

What a clever title... Coco!!!

I loved the slideshow. I think McCain chose the wrong female running mate, but that's just my opinion.

DCup said...

Her lips are just going to swallow up the publishing world. Can't you feel the quiver coming?

Cormac Brown said...

I hope Ice is careful, if one of those implants ruptures at the wrong time, she could wind up a widow.

Katie Schwartz said...

Isn't she a genius, Frannygirl? Coco prides herself on her intense creativity. I admire that.

I think she would've made a rawsome runningmate, too, especially over Palin. At least we'd get a decent sex education from the broad.

Katie Schwartz said...

You mean that literally right, divad?

Katie Schwartz said...

HAHAHAHAHA, Cormac, aaaaaaaaaaahhahahah. Sigh.

Spartacus said...

Hey Cormac...Coco could become a widow, but wouldn't that make Ice-T a Special Victim?

Cormac Brown said...

Spartacus,

Dang, a new Law & Order, "Mammarial Intent."

 

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