Wanna Fuck McCunt?
Okay beautiful babies, All the Way from Oy to Vey is endorsing and promoting the hell out of Obama and Biden. No shit, right? Like you don't know I'm a lefty lucy?! As if you're new to my blog?! What am I, fucktarded underestimating my divine readers?! Forgive Jewgirl for her shortcomings, please. Grazarella.
So. News?! I am running a contest on my blog for September and October. Each month's winner will receive a dozen Bojamacakes (cupcakes), courtesy of the divine baking Goddess Jintrinsique, shipped to wherever the winner likes in the U.S.
Now that you're drooling. I am, too, by the by. Jintrinsique is sooooo talented in the baked goods department and quite a lovely dame, too. Packaged in exceptional design and presentation, each pastry will make your taste buds climax on the spot. PS: make sure you have wipes and a few paper towels when noshing.
Here's the dish to enter the "Wanna Fuck McCunt" Contest
1) Each week, a guest blogger will post an essay,= 500-1,000 words, or an audio podcast, or a video about an issue up for debate. Or a fact we can't find in mainstream press. Or that we aren't paying attention to and need to, outting McCunt for the cunt he really is, and defending the values Obama truly stands for and why he IS the only hope for America. I mean, seriously, yo. As if you disagree?!
2) Hold your horses, bubbies, I'm just getting started...
3) You have to use the word cunt three times in your essay, podcast or video. You can even create cunt variations. Here are a few cuntdeas: cunterific, cunterella, cunting whore, cuntola, whatever. Ya feel me, right? Fab. Moving along.
4) You know how much I love creating words, so in your essay, podcast or video, you must also create at least three words. Some of the words I've created over the years since we've been blogdating: McCunt, Bojamacakes, shrinktail, shrinkdating, vadgearincess... Hit the archives. 99.9% of my posts have Katie-create-a-words peppered throughout each post.
5) Irreverence, brilliance and ranting! Get it? Irreverence, brilliance and ranting! Got it? Irreverence, brilliance and ranting! Good.
6) Each week, I will post one guest blogger's essay, podcast or video with a link back to their site, as well as their bio (cross-posting is welcomed).
7) Whoever receives the most comments each month, wins a dozen Jintrinsique Bojamacakes. Votes will be talleyed on October 1st for all September entries, and November 1st for all October entries.
8) Send all essays, podcasts and videos to katiegirl@gmail.com.
9) Contest starts Monday, August 25th. Tell everyone you know to enter asssapy. Feel free to post the "Wanna Fuck McCunt" contest on your site. I want the first post up by Monday, September 1st. Oy, I'm demanding.
10) For inspiration, check out a few of these irreverent-as-hell political bloggers: The Daily Pitchfork, DCup, Mister-Mister's posts on RedBlueAmerica. Virgotex who also pointed me in the direction of this diva ThePoliticalCat and FranIAm who hooked me up with this fabareena PulpFriction. PS, yas are all invited to submit too, ya know. I'm just sayin'.
11) Loving...
12) Jewgirl
Photo credit goes to my good friend and fellow blogging pal Bubbsie over at Sprawling Ramshackle Compound. Grazie, bubbie.
Comments
Dependable Renegade
So, toots.... Ya gonna entah my contest ah what? Say, "Yes, Katie, Yes Katie, Yes, Katie."
Um, c*nt, c*nt, c*nt.
(dammit Katie, you know I don't use that word!)
Now where's me cupcakes, girlie? ; )
;-)
Oh and for the record:
I have great cupcakes!
Anyone to win the contest and get their hands on them is a very very lucky duck.
;-D
Hmmm might be worth using that word I hate, but I hate McCunt more.
then again, "mcpoontang" doesn't have the same ring to it.
can i use "pudenda" instead? it's got such a better literary lineage to it, don't you think?
Get the cuntout!
Besides, the cuntpetition is so fierce, and the rewards are so cuntastic! I mean a dozen cuntcups!
I am cuntworthy!
PS: it would be nice if McCain dropped the "Mc" and just rolled out with "cunt".
The winner will PLOTZ and KVELL from your cupcakes! I am sooo jealous.
Spin that yarn, muffin top
Loving...
SO entering this contest! Do we post on our own blog or just send the entry to you?
(heh heh heh..."send the entry"...sounds like I want me a piece of some Katelah.)
xo
k
If I ever "officially" entered this cutest I would be out of TEC on my friggin' . . . well, ass - or cunt - whichever hit the sacristy floor first. I swear.
I am going to be a lurker for a while, until I build up my courage - or get so blasted one night on Woodford's Bourbon that I don't give two figs - or whatever (there's got to be a cunt joke in there but I'm too lazy to find one).
This is the most irreverent site I've ever visited. Bar none.
Girl, I'm in lurve. Serious. Big Time. Big Lurve.
For a +50 y/o woman, I have just gotten used to being wet where I used to be dry and dry where I used to be wet. That's all changed now, and it's all you're fault.
Thank God it's still PC to blame everything on the Jews b/c I'm so frickin' tired of being responsible for everything that's wrong with the Anglican Communion as a woman and a lesbo!
Beyonce may be bootilicious but you are cuntilicious!
Word to your muthah!
...blame Tengrain, he sent me, sot of.
...and don't ask me if I'm in yet.
;-}
Please submit anonymously. Consider it. I have a pool of names I can create for you.
PS: "Thank God it's still PC to blame everything on the Jews b/c I'm so frickin' tired of being responsible for everything that's wrong with the Anglican Communion as a woman and a lesbo!" FUCKING BRILLIANT. I am in AWE OF YOU.
You're a ball,
gags and all,
as I stall with this missive,
to avoid seeming wimpy m'dear,
in your thrall,
submit I shall
...om.
;-}