Saturday, August 30, 2008

So Much Dish, So Little Time

When asked by People (HuffPo scoop) if she was ready to be VP, Palin said, Yup. Very presidential that yup. You disagree? I guess so. She could've said "Fer shur, dude" or "Hells yeah" or "Yuppers" or "Fuck yeah, baby".

I think it's offensive and insulting as hell to women, to think that we demmy broads would jump ship and vote for McCain because Palin has a vagina. Are you fucking kidding me?! SUCK MY OVARIES.

I have news, Palin is a republican who wants to throw women back 50 years. She's anti-abortion, anti-equality, anti-gay marriage, she's opposed to universal health care, and if that shit-stew isn't disturbing enough, she's also pro-war, and a member of the NRA. Oh, there's more to come, children. This is the tip of the Palinstormberg.

Hillary represents equality for women in the truest sense of the word. I would never vote for Palinstine, ever. When Biden and Palin debate, folks who are worried that he'll hold back, I wouldn't give it a second thought. No way, no how will he give her an inch, there's too much at stake.

I am hoppin', I'm so furious about this nomination. All of the women I've discussed it with so far are as disgusted as I am. During Obama's speech, I felt an overwhelming sense of pride to be an American. I haven't felt that in a long time, too long. Obama represents hope, change and progress. In my lifetime, I never thought I'd see a woman or an African American receive a nomination for presidency. I cried tears of joy as he spoke after receiving his nomination. Mazel fuckin' Tov and looooooooong overdue. Still.

I found lots of good dish online and I know all of yas have, too. 2 Top Alaska Newspapers Question Palin's Fitness and this 'Troopergate' inquiry lurks for Palin.

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My good friend Katherine Tomlinson of Gourmet Food Garden interviewed Joanne Renaud, an artist we adore, about food, history and art. Quite a kick ass interview: Check it out.

My good blog friend Romius, the only fellow I know who can slam me and love me in under three paragraphs nominated my post And Now A Word From Coco's Cavernous... as his Blog Friend of the Day™, for which I am eternally grateful. And he wonders why I adore him?! Isn't it obvious. More on that in a forthcoming post.

On Monday, September 1st, the very first essay for the Who Wants to Fuck McCunt Contest will be posted. Yas'll have one week to cast your vote (in comments). I expect to see lots of dish coming from yas. This essay, lemme tell ya, it's a doozy, from the man who invented munt. That's all yas are gettin' fer now. Finally, (oy, does she ever stop hockin?!) submissions will be accepted through October and you can send words, images, videos or audio clips. Winners with the most comments receive a dozen Jintrinsique original Bojamacakes (cupcakes)!

16 comments:

DCup said...

Bets that she won't last past September?

Katie Schwartz said...

Oh, I bet you're right darlin', especially after that email you sent me. WOW. Ain't no way this bird is gonna make it past September. She's dirty. I just know it.

suburbanbeatnik said...

Thanks for the shout out, Katie! By the way, I mentioned you on my agent's blog.

I know, I haven't read "Pantsed" yet, but judging from your entries, I bet it's hilarious!

Anonymous said...

"No way, no how will he give her an inch, there's too much at stake."

Did you really write that about Honest Joe Biden and Ain't-No-Lady Sarah Palin?

Dr. Freud! Calling Dr. Freud!

TELP

karenzipdrive said...

I worry.
People seem not to care that McCunt got his marriage licence with Cunty while he was still married to Limpy.
People who vote for GOP cuntidates don't seem to care that they are lying assholes without a whit of virtue.
As long as they say they are into family values, close enough.

BiteTheDust said...

I just discovered your blog today. Loved the political commentary.

Robbo

Cormac Brown said...

" think it's offensive and insulting as hell to women, to think that we demmy broads would jump ship and vote for McCain because Palin has a vagina. Are you fucking kidding me?!"

Hey, don't forget that she was runner-up to Miss Alaska 1984, so that sews up the beauty paegent crumbs, er...crowd. She also has plenty of experience at being a mayor of a small Alaskan berg, so this experience makes her absolutely qualified to run one of the most powerful and influential nations on Earth when McPain's bitter body gives in...right around being sworn in.

At least we know where she stands with choice, she wants it put down like the moose that she hunts.

travelingman said...

"Suck My Ovaries"...ROFLMFAO!!!! I absolutely love you!

Katie Schwartz said...

Yo SuburbanBeatnik;

My pleasure.

Thanks for the shout out.

Emotionally Pantsed isn't out yet, but it is forthcoming. Thanks for the vote of confidence :)

Katie Schwartz said...

TELP, wise ass. Nice call. Ha.

Katie Schwartz said...

I agree with you, Kzip and it's something I'm worried about, as well. The other thing I'm worried about is that WHEN Obama wins, the rePUBEicans will find a way to steal the election yet again.

Katie Schwartz said...

Thank you, BiteTheDust! I hope to see you around the b-o-sphere.

Katie Schwartz said...

Cormac, You're brilliant. "At least we know where she stands with choice, she wants it put down like the moose that she hunts."

Katie Schwartz said...

And I u, T-Man.

Proud2bHumble said...

It's no surprise that McIavelliLite has once again 'tapped' a former I'm so pretty pageanteer in an attempt to defibrillate his flaccid campaign, once again leaving a faithful long-time companion lurching(by all appearances, haha). Wonder if McSenileSociopath will feel any pangs of guilt this time around after JoLie gets demdumped when the pugs are down to 30some seats in the Senate next year?

No.

Palin comparison, though, to the turn to c-word McAngerMissManagement's new relationship will take after the upcoming VP debatacle and subsequent pollplunging.

lol

;-}

Romius T. said...

thanks for the shout out! I am so looking forward to the upcoming post!

 

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