The Bitch is NOT MIA

Beautiful babies, I am not MIA. I am not in Los Angeles. I will be back in LA on Sunday night. Next week, I have so much dish for you, I cant wait to share all of it. PS: I'm behind on e-stalks and reading. Oy, I know. Do not break up with me, bitches, I will be back early next week.

I hope Memorial Day weekend was fabbylish for everyone.

xo
jewgirl

Comments

Anonymous said…
if "the bitch is not mia," could she be at lga, lax, ord, or, god forbid, yyz?

as for me and my memorial day, the asshole was mem.
Eebie said…
No worries girlfriend, you do what ya gotta do.
Tanya Espanya said…
miss you crush you love you
Tell the truth, is the city of Chicago holding you hostage? Give Katie back, you Windy City vermin!
Cup said…
Be sure to check in with us before you MIA us again, doll. I miss you.
Fran said…
you little beyotch... i could not and would not break up with you if my life depended on it.

just dying to hear about dishishly delicious dish.
"you Windy City vermin"

Um, of course I'm not talking about the people I know via the Internet or real Chicagoians. Now pardon me while extricate foot from mouth.
Joe said…
I think "Windy City Vermin" is a great name for a women's roller derby team.
Freida Bee said…
Well..., OK. But, I'm gonna pout about it for a while.

Wait, have I been laxer than formerly? Oops.
Distributorcap said…
sometimes a little MIA is good for the soul

8-)

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