The Bitch is NOT MIA

Beautiful babies, I am not MIA. I am not in Los Angeles. I will be back in LA on Sunday night. Next week, I have so much dish for you, I cant wait to share all of it. PS: I'm behind on e-stalks and reading. Oy, I know. Do not break up with me, bitches, I will be back early next week.

I hope Memorial Day weekend was fabbylish for everyone.

xo
jewgirl

Comments

Anonymous said…
if "the bitch is not mia," could she be at lga, lax, ord, or, god forbid, yyz?

as for me and my memorial day, the asshole was mem.
5:10 PM
Eebie said…
No worries girlfriend, you do what ya gotta do.
8:10 PM
Tanya Espanya said…
miss you crush you love you
9:23 AM
Writeprocrastinator said…
Tell the truth, is the city of Chicago holding you hostage? Give Katie back, you Windy City vermin!
9:37 AM
Cup said…
Be sure to check in with us before you MIA us again, doll. I miss you.
9:54 AM
Fran said…
you little beyotch... i could not and would not break up with you if my life depended on it.

just dying to hear about dishishly delicious dish.
12:57 PM
Writeprocrastinator said…
"you Windy City vermin"

Um, of course I'm not talking about the people I know via the Internet or real Chicagoians. Now pardon me while extricate foot from mouth.
7:22 AM
Joe said…
I think "Windy City Vermin" is a great name for a women's roller derby team.
10:59 PM
Freida Bee said…
Well..., OK. But, I'm gonna pout about it for a while.

Wait, have I been laxer than formerly? Oops.
9:15 AM
Distributorcap said…
sometimes a little MIA is good for the soul

8-)
3:02 AM
Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

SPEAKING OF ABORTIONS

Image
Menses just commenced. It's 1:14 AM. I was asleep. That felt good. At 12:24, I popped up. I think I'm awake, maybe awakeish is more accurate. I'm always surprised when those handy-soapy-foamy-bottles run out of soap. For some lame ass reason, it never occurs to me that they ever will. They feel so lifetime supply , even though the bottles aren't more than 8 inches tall. Similarly, when I flip on a light switch and the light flickers to its death, I think "Now what?" Duh, schmuckette, you change the fucking light bulb . Intellectually, I know this, yet for some odd reason, it never comes to mind. In fact, a few years ago, my mother walked into my house and said, "Why aren't the lights working?" I said "I don't know, I flick the switch and they don't work." After a fit of uproarious laughter, she said, "Would it kill you to change the light bulb?” Hmmm. "No", I shamefully responded. I wonder why... it is that I hav...
Read more

Best Spam Evaaaaaaaaaaah -UPDATE-

Image
Look what I found in my box today?! Aside from the fact that I'm a VADGE and there is a glaring typo " fie" instead of " fine" , they've made this dame a raging cunt- hate that (and her high, tight rack. Bitch ). Women don't behave this way. Women aren't cunty. Women don't emasculate men. That is not how we roll, yo. UPDATE : From the fabulous and flawless MonkeyMucker : Actually hon that's not a typo. the word "fie" is a somewhat rare wordthat is used to denote scorn or used in place of a swear or curse word.It was more popular in the old days, like say during the 16th thru 19th centuries . Who knew?! I had no idea. Simianboy, you're a wealth of knowledge. Grazie. Penis enlargement patches also do not work. If you want to keep your junk intact, don't be stickin' things in it, or on it that can damage the meat bat. Don't let anyone make you feel badly about your manhood, either. It's your dick, live it. Love it....
Read more

Get Listen Up

Image
Have you seen the infomercial for Get Listen Up ? I thought the idea of a product that turns "Ordinary hearing into Extroidinary hearing" was too camp for words. In the mersh, a hospitable narrator takes you through all kinds of folks using it in church, hunting, watching television, listening to your spawn on the playground, all doable, right? Right. I was sold, too. Until.... my friendly narrator lady said "Listen to what your neighbors are saying about you." Okay, creeparella, how very big brother. Watch the mersh . Doreen sent me a kick ass, smart ass article this week in the NY Times called, " Skin Deep - Hey, Mom, the Rabbi Approved my Tattoo ". Speaking of Diva Doreen, I finished her flawless, brilliant book Queen of the Road (it's tits to the tenth, children) and she's graciously allowed me to interview her. I'll be posting that this week and you will love every word. Frannylish sent me, in her words an "oy gevalt" article ...
Read more