Curious



While my sister and I were doing our laundj here, we noticed the dry cleaners sign. I am dying to know what color whtite is and most curious about the fabrics fancy and extra. When I walked in to inquire, the owner was out running an errand. The broad behind the counter said she doesn't answer customer questions and made it VERY CLEAR that she was just keeping an eye out for him until he returned.




He never did return.... Hmm.

Comments

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said…
That is hilarious! I loved misprints on signs.
11:08 PM
Fran said…
Holy crap Katie. You mean you don't have any whtite blouses to show off your tits? Can you not see the tit in wh-tit-e?

There is some can't see the forest for the trees humor here, I just can't get to it.

I would think you were a regular whtite, fancy, wool extra schmatte shaina maideleh. Hmm, go figure.

Where is this lovely spot? It looks so vaguely familiar to this one time LA resident, I mean residtent.

You are to be lauded for your extra fancy efforts to find out what is up. I am reminded of the very funny Orthodox dry cleaner lady played by Gina Gershon on Curb Your Enthusiasm.
5:10 AM
Anonymous said…
whtite = we're hoping (for) tits in total erection

fancy = fuckedup and nasty clothes, yours

extra = elephant excrement tastes really awful

sorry, that's the best i can do. i'm flagging.

and i apologize for being scatological, but did you expect something clean? (clean? get it?)
12:21 PM
Cup said…
I've been called a fancy whtite. Interesting ...
10:24 AM
Fran said…
Beth - I think you may be silk as well. Interesting.
11:41 AM
Dale said…
You should have just start demanding articles of clothing without the pick up receipt, could have have been a great shopping opportitunitity.
8:45 AM
Freida Bee said…
Plus they're environmental friendly!
4:59 AM
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