Menses just commenced. It's 1:14 AM. I was asleep. That felt good. At 12:24, I popped up. I think I'm awake, maybe awakeish is more accurate. I'm always surprised when those handy-soapy-foamy-bottles run out of soap. For some lame ass reason, it never occurs to me that they ever will. They feel so lifetime supply , even though the bottles aren't more than 8 inches tall. Similarly, when I flip on a light switch and the light flickers to its death, I think "Now what?" Duh, schmuckette, you change the fucking light bulb . Intellectually, I know this, yet for some odd reason, it never comes to mind. In fact, a few years ago, my mother walked into my house and said, "Why aren't the lights working?" I said "I don't know, I flick the switch and they don't work." After a fit of uproarious laughter, she said, "Would it kill you to change the light bulb?” Hmmm. "No", I shamefully responded. I wonder why... it is that I hav...
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Like "Take my wafer".
PS: How could you worship a God whose angels come across as Nazi prison guards? YOU ARE NOT ON ZE LIST! IT IS TO ZE FLAMES YOU GO!
Creepy.
i wonder if josh is a bottom? zack is
Please save me from your followers!
Seriously, Josh, don't take it so personally. While you're doing beer bongs with Hemingway and making up dirty limericks with Tolstoy, your old pal Zack is stuck in heaven, suffering through another cuddle party with the Christian dead (even in the afterlife, they're terrified of their own genitals) and listening to Jesus tell his buds yet again how he's almost 99% positive that his mom was a virgin.
Yeah, yeah, J-Dogg, that's what we all tell ourselves.
I am pretty sure that this is some twisted pseudo-Christian bullshit from the sound of your post and the comments.