Glow in the Dark Cats?

This morning when I was cruising the news, I saw this video of cats being cloned to glow in the dark. That's cruel, offensive and deeply disturbing. Call me stupid, but why is it that cats need to glow in the dark? This qualifies as a noteworthy scientific endeavor because?!?!?!?

Comments

EditorJDC said…
Of course it is!!!!

Think what the raves will be like!!!

BoomchaBoomcheaBoomchea.
The only problem could be those little fuckers clawing you when you hook them to your wrist. What! Science solved that too! Declaw them! Oooow! Clone them without legs KK!!! Then they're like glow in the dark pillows that purrrr.

JDC
1:29 PM
Anonymous said…
No longer are all cats black in the dark.
2:08 PM
Writeprocrastinator said…
"why is it that cats need to glow in the dark?"

Let's ask nocturnal mice.
2:47 PM
Mister Mxyzptlk said…
Now if you swing a dead cat it will light the way.

Or does it go dark when it dies?
8:15 AM
Anonymous said…
I'm so glad that I can finally have a glow in the dark pussy!

I have waited long enough.
3:09 PM
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