Saturday, December 15, 2007

A Letter from Hell

For the love of God, if I mean anything to you at all, I beg you to watch this. It is so fucking funny. It's also sick and wrong on several if not all levels. It's how they indoctrinate children into going zealy nuts. Josh let his friend die before sharing the one thing he could.... his personal relationship with Jesus Christ.




13 comments:

bizQuirk said...

Yoicks; what? You want more than that - what with xmas being shoved down my throat 24 7.??

moshe said...

goyishe nonsense.

EditorJDC said...

Godtube sounds like Yahweh's nickname for little god.

Like "Take my wafer".

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

I love that shit. It's fucking insane!

Jeremy said...

OMFG.

PS: How could you worship a God whose angels come across as Nazi prison guards? YOU ARE NOT ON ZE LIST! IT IS TO ZE FLAMES YOU GO!

Creepy.

Dale said...

Who says the art of letter writing is dead? And what's the postage rate from that far away I wonder?

Distributorcap said...

i received my letter from hell today --- a christmas card from the white house.

i wonder if josh is a bottom? zack is

LGWS said...

josh's imaginary friend sounds like a freakin' nutjob!

niCk (Mem Beth) said...

JESUS.

Please save me from your followers!

CocaKolaNut said...

Yikes. If not even the afterlife can stop these two homos from sending love letters to one another, what chance do the Christians stand with their stupid laws?

Eric Spitznagel said...

Honestly, I don't feel so bad for Josh. Sure, he's suffering the flames of eternal torment, and regularly smothered by a down comforter of sulfur and brimstone. But how bad could hell be if he's sharing a dorm room with Albert Einstein and Kurt Vonnegut and Abraham Lincoln and Mark Twain and Aldous Huxley and Benjamin Franklin and, well, I could go on and on.

Seriously, Josh, don't take it so personally. While you're doing beer bongs with Hemingway and making up dirty limericks with Tolstoy, your old pal Zack is stuck in heaven, suffering through another cuddle party with the Christian dead (even in the afterlife, they're terrified of their own genitals) and listening to Jesus tell his buds yet again how he's almost 99% positive that his mom was a virgin.

Yeah, yeah, J-Dogg, that's what we all tell ourselves.

FranIAm said...

The farshtinkener video won't play for me.

I am pretty sure that this is some twisted pseudo-Christian bullshit from the sound of your post and the comments.

Ms Smack said...

Sounds like God is one mean fucking bully if you ask me. Join my team, or you're in deep, deep shit. The video is hilarious, but sad in a sense that thousands of kids would believe it.

 

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