Yes, I am Jumping on the Chris Crocker Band Wagon

Thanks to our sweet Lewchers for sending me the debacle that is the Leave Britney Alone video. Had he not, I might not have discovered just how queenylicious Chris Crocker really is. I'm listening to Take Me Out as gayspiration while writing this post. I love ChrisTINE because she's just too much. It's deeper than her intoxicating plea video to Leave Britney Alone. My love affair for peenyette began when I read an MSNBC interview she did.



When asked if she was worried about her fame being fleeting, one of the things she said was, "The public doesn’t make this diva, I’m already made."



How can you not love her for that, alone. Being a former fagallah hagella, I appreciate her overbearing sense of drama and passion. I just love ha. I've thrown together a montage of her video greatness for your review and if you don't love ha hahd now, you will-- trust me.



Chris's warning to men who try to fuck and run.
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This dramatic little number is about the color of skin.
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The Britney Videos, Take One and Take Two


LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! pt.1

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Comments

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said…
Her defense of Britney was off the scale gay. If I was a fag I'd be all up in her and hatin' myself for it.
9:40 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
oh, simian stud muffin, come on now, he isn't a true representation of the majority of gay men. but, he is one fabulous fagellah. wayyyyy, wayyyy, wayyyyy over the top, which is why I adore him so hard. don't you? just a wee bit?
9:46 PM
EditorJDC said…
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=18044622

I didn't realize you were all over Chris when I sent it to you. Try the above link. I love Seth Green.

JDC
7:04 AM
Katie Schwartz said…
lewchers, I had no idea that when you sent me the original leave britney alone wideo, it would make me fall hard for this queen. he's so overly dramatic.

I will check out the seth green video. thanks for the link, doll.
8:33 AM
EditorJDC said…
The "Color Of My Skin" made me laugh. It reminds me of the shitty 80s film where C. Thomas Howel passed for black because he took a ton of tanning pills - Soul Man.

JDC
8:56 AM
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