Friday, September 14, 2007

Meet the Mormons

Have ya's heard about Mormons Exposed? The calender of studly Missionaries that seeks to educate the masses about just how cool and easy going Mormons really are. Anybody want to fuck a Mormon? Yeah... Me neither.



The double standards are unbearable. One of the calendar missionary muffins said that it would be ok if women participated, provided they weren't so exposed. According to him, it's ok for men to show their nipples, but not women. Ya know what, mormarooney, if you can show your tits, SO CAN I!




Check out the Mormon's Exposed Promo...


10 comments:

Writeprocrastinator said...

Augggh! What's up with that site? Cheese dammit, not beefcake!

jewgirl said...

do you believe the creepiness?! mormons exposed. the god damned shame of it.

Bubs said...

No...

That's just not right.

Dale said...

It said they were going to come together but I didn't see anything fly. Yeah, why not the Hormons too? Sheesh.

jewgirl said...

right, bubs?!

Hormons? you are so funny, daleish.

Distributorcap said...

first --- maybe mitt's 5 sons could do the 2009 calendar -- since they arent busy in Iraq and that van won't needed to be driven around every state to help contribute to the security of this nation -- they could get semi-naked and show what Barbie and Ken's, um Mitt and Ann's DNA has spawned

second -- 4/12 of the twelve months are tres gay months in the mormonexposed calendar. just my guess

Writeprocrastinator said...

"do you believe the creepiness?! mormons exposed. the god damned shame of it."

Not just that, it's all too cliche with a spelling that's not that hard to alter...

Mormon Sex Posed

Dale said...

Oh, I wish I'd thought of that Write Procrastinator...brilliant.

Beth said...

Not even the temptation of a pretty boy's bare chest can get me interested in hitting that Play button ...

Coaster Punchman said...

Are you kidding me with this?

I looked at the website and it appears to have been created by a guy. Sorry, no straight Mormon guy would ever do this. This has to be subversive, and therefore I love it.

 

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