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The majority of my yesterday was spent pining for The Kid. I went outside and was overwhelmed by the gazillion happy, healthy, rambunctious dogs and dog owners that were out. Not a dead dog in sight, and yes, it pissed me off. I was angry that my dog wasn't part of the pack. The anger turned to sadness. I want him back. I'm still searching for the upside of death.



I wrote. Writing more today. I'm so close to finishing these two particular essays that I need to finish.



I think I'll clean. Oh, CBB. I'd like to have a social call with my sister and my mother. My stomach is bothering me today. I'm a kvetchy, whiny, cunting pain in my OWN ASS today and yours, too. Excited?!



My neighbor fucked Bartholomew last night. I don't know what's more offensive, waking up in the middle of the night to, I'm Cumming, Bartholomew, I'm Cumming, or that he only fucks her once a week. The whole thing is just wrong. At the very least, give the man a nickname. She's not the most creative fork in the silverware tray. I think I'll slip a choice nickname list under her door today. She'll hate me. I can live with that. At the very least, it should stop her from screeching his name when she cums.



We're done for the day. Be sure to visit 6S. Have a fab Sunday, children.

Comments

Anonymous said…
"...I'm a kvetchy, whiny, cunting pain in my OWN ASS today and yours, too. Excited?!..."

Yes as long as sufficient lube is applied
10:32 AM
Mountjoy said…
One of Australia's most famous racehorse trainers was a gent by the name of Bart Cummings.

It also may be the title of your neighbour's biography if she gets around to writing it.
4:41 PM
Writeprocrastinator said…
Tell her to switch it over to "Black Bart The Pirate?"
8:12 PM
Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said…
Tell your neighbor she should call him "Big Bart" or "Bart the Barbarian."
11:15 PM
Cup said…
"Mew" would be a good fuck name. "Cumming, Mew!" would sound catlike and make her even stupider.

Sorry. Haven't been fucked in a while, so I can't remember how to yell properly.
12:24 PM
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