Sunday, August 26, 2007

what's up is


The majority of my yesterday was spent pining for The Kid. I went outside and was overwhelmed by the gazillion happy, healthy, rambunctious dogs and dog owners that were out. Not a dead dog in sight, and yes, it pissed me off. I was angry that my dog wasn't part of the pack. The anger turned to sadness. I want him back. I'm still searching for the upside of death.



I wrote. Writing more today. I'm so close to finishing these two particular essays that I need to finish.



I think I'll clean. Oh, CBB. I'd like to have a social call with my sister and my mother. My stomach is bothering me today. I'm a kvetchy, whiny, cunting pain in my OWN ASS today and yours, too. Excited?!



My neighbor fucked Bartholomew last night. I don't know what's more offensive, waking up in the middle of the night to, I'm Cumming, Bartholomew, I'm Cumming, or that he only fucks her once a week. The whole thing is just wrong. At the very least, give the man a nickname. She's not the most creative fork in the silverware tray. I think I'll slip a choice nickname list under her door today. She'll hate me. I can live with that. At the very least, it should stop her from screeching his name when she cums.



We're done for the day. Be sure to visit 6S. Have a fab Sunday, children.

5 comments:

Rhet said...

"...I'm a kvetchy, whiny, cunting pain in my OWN ASS today and yours, too. Excited?!..."

Yes as long as sufficient lube is applied

Mountjoy said...

One of Australia's most famous racehorse trainers was a gent by the name of Bart Cummings.

It also may be the title of your neighbour's biography if she gets around to writing it.

Writeprocrastinator said...

Tell her to switch it over to "Black Bart The Pirate?"

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Tell your neighbor she should call him "Big Bart" or "Bart the Barbarian."

Beth said...

"Mew" would be a good fuck name. "Cumming, Mew!" would sound catlike and make her even stupider.

Sorry. Haven't been fucked in a while, so I can't remember how to yell properly.

 

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