vagina, it's what's for dinner
a month or so ago, I posted about a friend of mine who noshed on some beav that reminded him of chef boyardee. remember? read it. buried in this chick's vadge, he felt as safe as he did when he was a kid. unfortunately, he told her. BIG MISTAKE. note: no woman wants to be told that her cunt smells like processed, canned food.
last night while pussy hunting, he caught a buxom blond and when he went down on her, he said she tasted like chopped meat and ketchup. another family favorite.
can you say pattern!
you can't bullshit an old bullshitter, capisce?! I kid you not, he put an add on craigslist in the casual encounters section, seeking a savory pussy. and, it worked! can you stand it? I am on the floor from him.
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"Honey, if you had to say my vagina tasted like something in particular, what would you say it is?"
"Oh my gosh! What kind of question is that?" He said, rolling over in the bed to see which blog I was reading.
"Well?"
"I don't know. Unique. It's unique."
Is that good or bad?
That would be quite nasty to have a vagina smell like meat-filled pasta.
Urp!
I have to side with something more fruity myself. Maybe vanilla.
JDC
(do gay guys out there wish arse tasted more like apple pie, I wonder?)
Being a veggie, Evil Spock would probably toss cookies if the gf's vadge tasted like that.