the dumb meem, no. really.
"For this meme, I'm going to ask you to answer three (hopefully not dumb) questions: What is the dumbest question you ever been asked? Why was it it dumb? And, even though it won't help, because answering a dumb question never does, what's the answer? (Or, as I like to think of them: The Big Dumb Question, The Big Dumb Reason, and The Big Dumb Answer.)"
hand to god this is a true story. you can ask my sister kerri if you don't believe me. when I first came out here, my sister and I went apartment hunting. we found a darling little 1 bedroom around the corner from keh. so cute. hardwood floors, washer and dryer, a come-fuck-me balcony. it was fabulous and so affordable.
I checked out and was ready to sign on the dotted line... until pershina said, can I douche you? excuse me, I exclaimed. my legs were closed the entire time and I shower daily. she said, I'm Jewish, too. it's ok. I can do it. I said, no. you can't douche me. I don't need to be douched. douching is unsanitary. if I were to douche, I wouldn't want a participant or an audience. please let me douche you she says. I thought, well, she is a bit older. her daughter is sitting right beside her. maybe this is normal or maybe she was a lesbian and this was her way of stealthily coming onto me. then she says, you can't rent the apartment unless you agree to let me douche you. I said, that's illegal! you can't use my vagina against my will and you can't rip the apartment away from me if I won't give you my vagina.
I'm tagging crionaberry, guthalicious, saltymeat, tanya ethpanya, potd, politits, al sensu, mount joysie, honeysmack, bubs, the daily pitchfork, cpunchman and.... that feminist chick.
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That is a TRUE story?!?? Lady, that is far, FAR beyond "dumb question."
But damn, it will be a cold day in hell before someone can top that story.
You got me.
Got a sister for me??? LOL
How did this encounter end? I can't imagine what it was like being shown to the door afterward.
Did she explain why she asked this? Did the daughter sit, mute, through the whole thing?
This douche freak has haunted me for days.