paris is out of prison. but...


look what paris drew and wrote with her own two hands while she was in prison! oh, that paris is so talented, isn't she?! picaso better watch his rotting ass. he's got some serious competition on his hands.

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Unknown said…
"Grammar!? We ain't got no grammar. We don't need no grammar! I don't have to show you any stinking grammar!!"
Paris - The Treasure of the Sierra Hilton

JDC
6:24 PM
Anonymous said…
Fred C. Dobbs!

Lay off poor Paris.
She has to live with the fact that she is Paris Hilton. That has to be nasty.
6:39 AM
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