Tuesday, June 26, 2007

8 things you don't know about me... again


guthalicious tagged me, too, for an 8 things you don't know about me meemish. have you read her meme? it's hilar squared. run. read. now.


the rules for said meemish can be found here.



8 things you don't know about me


  1. I lost my virginity in sonoma my freshman year of college. don't feel sorry for me, I was a slut long before the hymen split.

  2. I got caught fucking in the marin headlands in a bunker.

  3. I emailed my first blow-job. he emailed me back. he had no recollection of the event. he became a bit of a crack addict. awww. and he was such a nice jewish boy, too. we keep in touch from time to time.

  4. I had sex on a trampoline in durham, england.

  5. I love bahbra's duets. it's a shortcoming, I know.

  6. I love women and I wish more women loved women. I meet far too many women who don't love or appreciate women and it makes me a very blue jew.

  7. I loathe pussies.

  8. I have commitment issues.

I am tagging. vonneguts asshole. the daily pitchfork. creepykins. cpunchman. dale. teeny. hard-and-fast. nurse ratched. drug nazi. self help boy.

14 comments:

Al Sensu said...

I'm not sure there's anything left to expose, but I'll try. Give me some time.

Al Sensu said...

#3 - I read this first as you "emailed it" in same sense as "phoning it in" HAW!

Sterculian Rhetoric said...

I love pussies!
I love women too.

I thought you tagged me? Where is it?
Ya lying cuntbutler!

Sterculian Rhetoric said...

I like Gary Paxton's ears in that photograph - gives me the horn it does.

Amy Guth said...

Sorry I tagged before reading you, my bloggy friend. Dumb ass, Guthie. But, yay for us! We got 16 Kates-facts.

Mountjoy said...

I had a nasty accident where I hit my head, after my feet slipped on a trampoline in Durham, England...

Eric Spitznagel said...

I usually don't do these meme-type things, but I am incapable of saying no to you.

Tanya Espanya said...

I did it!

Romius T. said...

i bet you are not even readinmy blog anymore, i was tagged by monkey mucker and posted this meme already...hmmmm...

Romius T. said...

o different meme my bad....

Writeprocrastinator said...

"I got caught fucking in the marin headlands in a bunker."

Somehow, I hear you saying during pre-coitus "I don't know, Bob, I don't think Ranger Smith is going to like this."

I dunno, maybe it's just me.

"I loathe pussies.
I have commitment issues."

I know, I know. LeeWee has lamented to me about both issues and she said she'll give it all up for you, if you just give her the high sign.

Coaster Punchman said...

You loathe pussies? How strange; I loathe dicks! I'll do the meme!

Dale said...

I lost my virginity at a Williams-Sonoma too!

Ms Smack said...

I'm onto it however, I will not be able to reach the incredibly high water mark you have left for us all :)

 

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