Thursday, June 21, 2007

menses has commenced

at approximately 5 am, the lips parted for the womb to percolate one unfertilized egg. I will admit that I love my menses. it reminds me that everything is in working order. mind you, I could do without the crampers.

rye rye, self help, any thoughts on my cycle this month?


Sterculian Rhetoric said...

Inga Muscio has an entire chapter devoted to celebrating the menses girlfriend.

Writeprocrastinator said...

"any thoughts on my cycle this month?"

Actually, I was going to ask you just as to why is that douche wearing a tie to bed?

BTW, thank you very much for the plug!

Mountjoy said...

Does this mean we get a running commentary? Or should we just go with the flow? Will you be reporting in after a reasonable period. Or is this just a post to pad out your blog? When did you cotton on to the fact your cycle had started?

Eric Riback said...

I've applied for membership in menses, but they never let me in, so I don't know what to say.

Romius T. said...

why don't you buy one of those new vaginas from italy? then you won't meneses so much.


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