Tuesday, May 08, 2007

saving our vaginas one lip at a time


ladies, enough is enough. it's time for us to reclaim our mysterious lipstyle. we are killing our labia, splitting twins that were meant to work as one. we're not serving mclips with a side of fries. we're dishing up something way more delish (no offense to my beloved queens).



diva espanya sent me some serious lip centric sites (let us pray that even after she gives birth to the fruit, she will continue sending vadgey sites). the camel toe report. famous toe, man toe and severe toe. the site is a .org. ballsy enough?!



vote for my camel toe! the shame... broads actually send in their vadgiest shots in the hopes of winning. winning what you ask? BUPKAS. top fuckin' toe. like that's gift enough?!



and finally, the image... yet another toelink from diva ethpanya. grazie, babe. xoxoxox.

6 comments:

Tanya Espanya said...

*blushing*

Katie, my love, I'm just here to serve.

I suspect that after the babby slithers out of my business area, I will be even more obsessed with the camel toe.

Maybe I'll even do a cast of it, like the preggy gals do of their bellies...

Writeprocrastinator said...

Okay, you're gonna make me tired of my favorite subject.

Mountjoy said...

Katie, I have to argue the case for www.cameltoe.org being the superior site!

Not only is it conveniently divided into male, female and celebrity toes, but it also has a very artistic section of camel toe haiku, which is some of the funniest shit you will ever read.

To wit:

Young teens, sunny beach
Camera focus, oh young toe
Oh shit, it's the cops

and

Splayed leather britches.
Smothered deer hoof sweats, itches.
Ahhhhhhh, talcum powder.

I rest my case.

Eric Spitznagel said...

Have you seen this?

http://www.bella.com/page/items.deptid.7.itemid.18

It's basically a website selling boyshorts. But check out the "RealZoom" feature. I'm not sure why they think that dragging a microscope over the pubic region of each model will help consumers make a more informed decision, unless what they're really trying to say is, "If you like our clothes, you'll LOVE our vagina lips."

Mountjoy said...

"If you like our clothes, you'll LOVE our vagina lips."

Hmmmm. Sounds like a great slogan for a new line from Chock-Full-Of-Nuts...

Dale said...

Molly Shannon showed off Sally O'Malley's camel toe with pride on a Sopranos sketch last week, the crowd was split on whether she went too far.

 

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