Tuesday, May 08, 2007

free paris hilton

the queen of narcissism tops herself with a petition, free paris hilton. her friend joshua wrote it with paris's guidance and input of course. isn't that amazing? she did manage to write the intro to her petition on her myspace page all by herself. no, really. she did. see.



paris hilton myspace:



Monday, May 07, 2007
My friend Joshua started this petition, please help and sihn it. i LOVE YOU ALL!!!!! NLINE PETITION CREATED TO SUPPORT PARIS HILTON To sign the FREE PARIS HILTON petition to Governor Schwarzenegger that I have created... please go here: htp://www.ipetitions.com/petition/PH21781 I urge all fans and supporters and all that are outraged by injustice to sign this petition
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please note the urgency.



now onto the debacle petition:

To: The Honorable Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger



Paris Whitney Hilton is an American celebrity and socialite. She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, as well as to the real estate fortune of her father Richard Hilton.
She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives.



Hilton is notable for her leading roles on the FOX reality series The Simple Life and in the remake of the Vincent Price horror classic "House of Wax". In addition to her work as an actress, she has achieved some recognition as a model, celebrity spokesperson, singer, and writer.



As most of America now knows, Ms. Hilton was just charged in a Los Angeles court with DUI and sentenced to 45 days in Century Regional Detention Facility California beginning on or before June 5, 2007.



We, the American public who support Paris, are shocked, dismayed and appalled by how Paris has been the person to be used as an example that Drunk Driving is wrong. We do not support drunk driving or DUI charges. Paris should have been sober. But she shouldn't go to jail, either.



As depicted on Friday night's episode "Nancy Grace" on Headline News (May 4, 2007), countless celebrities have been "slapped on the wrist" for similar incidents recently. Nick Nolte, Mel Gibson, Tracy Morgan, Wynonna Judd, to name a few, were arrested and never did a day in jail after their initial arrests for drunk driving /DUI /DWI charges. Rappers Busta Rhymes and Eve still walk free after both being arrested for the same charges as Ms. Hilton just this past week. Brandy's California Highway accident, although no proof of DUI was evidenced in her accident, resulting in the death of a young wife and mother in California, yet Brandy walks free as of today, never doing any time and A WOMAN HAS BEEN KILLED most likely due to her reckless driving!



Yet, Paris Hilton did not hurt, injure, or kill anyone or anything, and yet she must do jail time.



This petition is to ask Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon Paris Hilton for her mistake. Please allow her to her return to her career and life. Everyone makes mistakes. She didn't hurt or kill anyone, and she has learned her lesson. She is sincere, apologetic, and full of regret for her actions as she explained tearfully to the Judge handling her case in court yesterday.



She is distraught and understandably afraid.



WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT to save our Paris from ending up at the Century Regional Detention Facility! Please sign to tell The Honorable Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger of the State of California, to think about the welfare of this young woman who has made a mortal error and deserves a second chance like so many others in our great nation have been served with after a mistake they have made . If the late Former President Gerald Ford could find it in his heart to pardon the late Former President Richard Nixon after his mistake(s), we undeniably support Paris Hilton being pardoned for her honest mistake as well, and we hope and expect The Governor will understand and grant this unusual but important request in good faith to Ms. Paris Whitney Hilton.



is there really anything that could top that?

6 comments:

Mountjoy said...

Well maybe the judge could commute her sentence to 45 days of standing on the corner of Hollywood & Vine, offering BJ's to all the tourists...

Evil Spock said...

That's the most ridiculous thing Evil Spock has ever heard. No one watches Nancy Grace, sheesh!

James said...

Poor Paris she will be DYKE baite in prison Paris Video

Eric Spitznagel said...

Given her fondness for the n-word, I give her two days before she gets shived. Now that's a celebrity home video I'd actually pay to watch.

Ros said...

Now if there were a petition to leave her in jail permanantly...

Johnny Yen said...

I'd sign the petition if she'd just agree to disappear in lieu of jail time. I don't think there's every been a "celebrity" with less reason to be.

I love the shirt! It reminded me of a limerick I read once in an article the late, great Kurt Vonnegut wrote:

There once was a man from 'stanbul
Who soliloquized thus to his tool
"You've ruined my health
And taken my wealth
And now you won't pee, you old fool"

 

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