fuck noses


lil fyi... when someone is sneezing their head off and harkin and shmarkin like nobody's business, would it fucking kill you to say, let me call you later, after you've mainlined a few antihistamines? where's the decency? since when is that remotely interesting to listen in on? people suck ass, ahkay.



I am in jewergy hell. I've been sneezing since 5 am. I'm delirious. do you hear me, de-fucking-lerious. I'm ready to chop my nose off and donate it to a phlegm sucking community.



fuck allergies. fuck my nose. ya hear me, fuck you nose! argh. twice in your eyes.

Comments

Tanya Espanya said…
I am so over your nose.

Your nose is dead to me.
With the previous two winters dousing California with rain and this last winter being so dry, ragweed.

Sneeze, sneeze and sneeze some more. I looked like I was half-stoned Saturday, literally. My right eye was bloodshot and thick-lidded. This going to be one of the worst allergy seasons, ever.

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