Monday, May 07, 2007

minty bitch

"I don't shower enough. My natural smell is rather musky. Coco Mademoiselle is the first women's perfume I've ever worn. I need something clean." - Keira Knightley

are you fucking kidding me, skank twat? what is wrong with this broad advertising a musky box in desperate need of a cleaning, even if it is perfume saturated? the shame of it. for the love. ha mothah needs to chat with ha.


Mountjoy said...

All I can think of is that it is a ploy: she has a hang up about cunnilingus, and so has been letting the punani get a mite tart, to put off potential diners.

Bring on the Lysol douche, I say.

Bacon Lady said...

Her stanky snatch is only the beginning of her problems.

Writeprocrastinator said...

To the tune of an old Adam Ant song:

You don't eat
You don't shower
What do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
Must be something inside she's hiding


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