it's comforting to know that miracles can be found in detergent, isn't it?
Thursday, March 08, 2007
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5 comments:
Yep, miracles can be found in detergent and every time I watch TV, someone wants to lend me money, "simply because we trust you."
Doesn't Tide clean clothes...?
I only get my validation and self worth when I'm cleaning...
Hah!
I have no job, I sponge off my husband, and yet I still can't manage to vacuum more than once a month; and make him dinner? Since he's a computer nerd he doesn't expect much, and he's lucky if he gets a peanut butter sandwich for dinner, washed down with some salt and vinegar chips.
See Tanya, that's why a shint frypan is a fucking dishwashing miracle!
A cooked dinner would be a kitchen miracle.
As for the bedroom miracle, I hear he keeps bringing home bananas and kielbasa knobs...
Mmmm....kielbasa...
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