finding vey

keywords all the way from oy to vey is coming up on is far too funny not to share.
secret
coco camel toe
menses
alcoholism
cunt
Katie Schwartz
kate schwartz
national save our boobies foundation
high maintenance bitch
coco cameltoe
"katie schwartz"
"Katie Schwartz"
Tylan powder canines
anna nicole smith"daniel fathered
expose your breast
gay archie comic
fcc rules prohibit hypnosis
beth tfiloh dahan radio broadcast
Is coco submissive with Ice-T
Cruising for Jesus
pussy floss
helen cuthbert jockey
zealotina
"wears nylons" russia

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Writeprocrastinator said…
I just don't get how people take perfectly normal fetishes and go off the sexual charts. I get a couple of odd ones a month and I wish the search engines wouldn't drag me into that mire.

"Tylan powder canines"

I don't even want to know...

Though the world could use more of...

"expose your breast"

I'm not saying yours, just more breasts in specific...to, um, loosen the tensions in this mad workd.
8:11 PM
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