and now for.... fartkisaf

fartkisaf: friday's fears and reminder that katie is a freak.... but on saturdays sundays?



1. juice went and injured his freakin' back again, which means orthoville tomorrow. he was doing so well, too. did I mention I'm completely freaked out? utterly. hate this. I'm keeping him very high and very relaxed until tomorrow at 6am. ugh.

2. tomorrow begins hell for 30-days (what a negative cunsteenowitz I'm being, geez louise). removal of iodine, sugar, sugar substitutes, soy and gluten from my diet. expect a raging snatch on wheels. though, I suspect that will be short lived because this change should make me feel fabulous. did I mention I'm a vegetarian. severely. oy.

3. one of my neighbors is having sex with a much older man. to each her own. still, when you hear "daddy" repeatedly during foreplay and fucking, it just puts a girl right off. last night I was so irritated that I had to dig up and blast barry white's secret garden. once the song began, I said, just in case you lose the mood, this should keep you going. I hear EVERYTHING, ahhhkay?!?!?!

that concludes this week's fears and reminder that I am a big giant jewfreak.

Comments

Mister Mxyzptlk said…
That's a tough diet for a veg. I know they have gluten-free pasta and bread, but it's expensive and sucks. And no tofu. Sounds like a lot of salad and cheese for you.
5:21 PM
Writeprocrastinator said…
Hey, hey! Us codgers need love to, youngster!

I'm real sorry to hear about the diet and even more sorry to hear about Louie. What are you left with, wheat grass shots and carrots?
8:03 PM
Writeprocrastinator said…
BTW, as a parent, the "daddy" crap does creep me out.
8:05 PM
Mountjoy said…
"Much older man".

Are we talking Bill Clinton - Monica Lewinsky, or Anna Nicole Smith - billionaire Texan dude sort of a gap? Does she have a sister?
3:25 PM
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